tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3206168021595545062024-03-13T05:55:39.945-07:00AESOP Institute Of Make-Believe EnergyAesop Institutehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18286795533370898365noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-320616802159554506.post-24706539131846415602014-02-22T17:48:00.000-08:002014-03-06T11:55:49.075-08:00AESOP Institute’s Make-Believe Engines Will Harness The Power of Make-Believe Energy!<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<b><span style="font-weight: normal;">The</span> AESOP Institute Of
Make-Believe Energy</b> has been established with a very well-defined
make-believe goal: to develop the revolutionary new make-believe technologies
that will enable us to harness the make-believe power of <b><i>Make-Believe Energy</i></b>
for the make-believe benefit of all mankind.<br />
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It should come as no surprise that<b> <i> Make-Believe Energy</i></b>
can only be harnessed by <b><i>make-believe engines.</i></b><br />
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That is why the <b>AESOP Institute Of Make-Believe Energy</b> is
indeed currently prototyping an amazing array of <b><i>make-believe
engines</i></b> which in fact are now scheduled to be validated TOMORROW!!<br />
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All varieties of make-believe energy must fall into one of
the following categories:<br />
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1) Energy that is ruled out by the Law of Conservation of
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2) Energy that is ruled out by the Second Law of
Thermodynamics.</div>
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3) Energy that perhaps is not ruled out directly by the
fundamental laws of physics, but is nonetheless ruled out by facts of nature.</div>
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Here at the <b>AESOP Institute Of Make-Believe Energy</b><b><span style="font-weight: normal;">, we are pleased to announce that we are currently prototyping
various <i>make-believe engines</i> that harness various forms of <i>make-believe
energy</i>, in <i>all three</i> of the categories defined above! Indeed, our
prototyping work has actually advanced to the point that we are now scheduled
to validate each of these make-believe engines no later than <i>tomorrow!!!</i></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-weight: normal;"><b>Make-Believe Energy Can Power Make-Believe Engines!</b><br /><br />Make-believe technology based on make-believe "science" is emerging that can be imagined to replace all use of fossil fuels.<br /><br />A make-believe "NO FUEL PISTON ENGINE" imagined by the AESOP Institute Of Make-Believe Energy will run 24/7 on a single heat reservoir at atmospheric temperature, thereby disproving the Second Law of Thermodynamics - perhaps the single most well-established fundamental principle in all of physics. <br /><br />These make-believe single-reservoir heat engines will be followed by make-believe FUEL-FREE TURBINES, based on a ten-year-old patent application that the Patent Office rejected. <br /><br />A few trolls post extensive rants in the erroneous belief that these claims reflect dishonesty and fraud. Make-believe prototypes validated by independent make-believe laboratories will prove them wrong.<br /><br />Make-believe desktop examples will be followed by make-believe thousand-watt emergency generators and even make-believe home power units. Make-believe FUEL-FREE TURBINES will also power make-believe hybrid cars and trucks with unlimited range, providing make-believe power to utilities when suitably parked, and thereby perhaps eventually even paying for themselves (after all, make-believe cars and trucks are not really very expensive.) Variations will power make-believe aircraft, space ships and flying saucers. And also, </span></b><b><span style="font-weight: normal;"><b><span style="font-weight: normal;">make-believe </span></b>container ships. And submarines, and freight trains. <br /><br />Completing the make-believe prototypes and rapidly bringing these remarkable make-believe engines into make-believe mass production is the remaining challenge.<i><br /> </i></span></b></div>
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